Bit more about my job - I have really set myself up as being a complete loser. I've only been there a couple of weeks and I've already managed to (a) go to the wrong area/building on my 1st day (b) was late for a big meeting (c)...

Had an 'away day' today. Was supposed to be 9.30 at bakers street. I got up late & missed my train BUT - when I got there it had been cancelled anyway - sadly the later train was really delayed so I was going to be late anyway.

I got to the place at about 9.55 & I was terrified - I peered through a bit of the door & saw a tiny bit of a row of people sitting silently. In my mind that was part of a huge conference room with some important guy giving a lecture on a huge lectern. I decided not to disturb them by scraping around chairs & went for coffee until they had their break (at 11.30!!) I got there at break - my line manager was really pissed off - it turned out that far from being a huge lecture it was only about 30 people & it was really informal. She said they didn't even start until 10 - what a fool :(

AND - I have managed to lose my cash card & my phone - not at work, but everyone knows about it. I even had to borrow money of people - ALREADY.

What a big loser :-/ At least I am really over qualified for this job - I guess I'll just have to pretend I'm autistic (again) and dazzle them with my HTML skills.

Oh god they are going to read this aren't they - oh shit.