Whoah - I forgot I had a blog there - the world weeps.

I did a couple of cartoons for spamusement which is a great concept & site where he makes comics out of actual spam subject lines. Anyway I was a bit pissed & decided to join in. I have a feeling these will never get published, maybe he hates me.

If you love her you'll look


story - your mother isn't in pain any more


story - your mother isn't in pain any more 2


Last night was a biiig family dinner for my grans 90th. she hasn't got out of bed in like a year so it was amazing she came out at all! My granparents are so old - the other one is 94 - she's had all 3 hips replaced & she had to have her wisdom hips removed only last month - she's an inspiration.

2 of my uncles were over, one lives in america & the other is extremely rich and lives all over the place. He's got a bit of a complex - my brother reckons because he is so short. But despite his riches & success he constantly feels the need to get one up on everyone - despite being head of uncles for our family:

Richard [uncle] "You're a teacher james, where is your school in the league tables..?"
James [brother] "I duno - in the top 10 I reckon"
Richard "No - where exactly?"
James "I don't know! 5, 7 - something like that"
Richard "Oh Anthony [his son] went to Westminster - I believe they were 1 or 2"

Anyway - this will all be appearing in my next epic family dinner comic - fantastic, that was a bit of a taster. I feel a bit guilty abotu the comics when they have my family in it - I use alot of artistic licence & it all gets a bit out of hand & the people no longer resemble my family but all quickly transform into demons of my own creation. This is all in the name of art - but I think my parents would be most destressed if they read it :( Something to look forwards to... anyway, my mum got hold of the URL and she couldn't work out how to get tot he next picture - hurrah!